“Have you ever wondered what your sleeping position secretly says about your relationship?”
That’s just one of the many chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt conversations in today’s episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning a Thursday rollercoaster packed with nostalgia, confessions, celebrity drama, Texas headlines, mall adventures, and more than one story that’ll make you choke on your coffee. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh kick things off with a mall mystery, as Candice reveals a discovery at NorthPark that has her questioning whether dashboard stuffed‑animal collections are still a flex. From there, we bounce through the great ducks vs. Labooboos debate, Pooh’s tattoo‑shop embarrassment, and Billy’s jaw‑dropping family story involving a police chase, a pregnancy, and a FaceTimed funeral.
Later, the team dives into a cringe‑fest, breaking down the most hated words people can’t stand (“moist,” “phlegm,” “discharge,” and a few Pooh adds that we wish he didn’t).

If you love episodes that jump from unhinged laughter to real talk to “what did I just hear?” moments, this one delivers. It’s a perfect snapshot of why listeners love waking up with Billy, Candace, and Pooh: real stories, real people, and real chaos the good kind.
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What happens when your high school sweetheart becomes your husband… but the guy you secretly hooked up with during a “break” who also happens to be your husband’s sworn enemy is going to be at your 25‑year reunion? Today’s Dirty Little Secret caller confesses the one thing she’s kept buried for two decades a summer fling she never told her husband about. Now the reunion is weeks away, the enemy is attending, and she’s terrified the past is about to walk right back into the room. Billy, Candice, and Pooh break it all down: Is she wrong for hiding it? Should she finally confess?
Or should some secrets stay buried forever? This is one of those juicy, chaotic, “oh‑no‑she‑didn’t” secrets you cannot miss.

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“Can a sushi restaurant ruin your entire night by changing one tiny ingredient?”
That’s the thought that kicks off today’s wild ride on Billy The Kidd In The Morning and trust us, it only gets more unhinged from there. In this episode, Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh dive into everything from menu sabotage to romantic dilemmas, celebrity cringe moments, and one of the most nauseating “life hacks” the show has EVER discussed.
Candice arrives heated after discovering her beloved sushi spot swapped out the scallops in her favorite volcano roll with zero warning
.Real or Fake News: Underwear Edition Are we supposed to replace underwear every nine months? One headline is fake  the surprising truth is way grosser.
A caller confesses she once hooked up with her now-husband’s sworn enemy and that man is attending their 25-year reunion. Should she come clean? Billy and Candice weigh in with surprisingly wise advice.

Why You’ll Love This Episode This show is everything morning radio should be:
hilarious, relatable, chaotic, warm, and absolutely unpredictable.
The trio delivers authentic chemistry, nonstop laughs, and real-life confessions that make you feel like you're hanging out with friends who overshare in the best ways possible.

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What would you do if the person you’ve loved for six and a half years admitted they’re still waiting for a ring… and secretly keeping another man in the back of their mind “just in case”? That’s exactly what happens in today’s Dirty Little Secret and this confession sends the entire show into chaos. A caller opens up about her long-term relationship hitting a standstill. No proposal. No clear timeline. No commitment. And now she can’t stop thinking about the “good guy” she dated before the one she let go too soon.

The one she quietly looked up on Facebook. The one she mentally filed away as her backup boo. She insists she isn’t cheating…
But is having a backup partner in your head just as bad? Candice is stunned.
Billy tries to be neutral (and fails).

Pooh! swears every woman has a backup plan which only makes the phones explode. Listeners call in with their own stories, including someone who actually ended up marrying their backup. The studio turns into a full-on relationship battlefield as everyone debates loyalty, timelines, emotional safety nets, and whether “comfort” sometimes keeps people in the wrong relationship. This Dirty Little Secret is messy, honest, relatable, and guaranteed to get you yelling at your speakers.
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“Is it cheating if the only person you’re talking to… is the one you might leave your partner for?”
That question kicks off an absolutely explosive morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, where secrets get exposed, friendships get tested, and listeners reveal more than they probably meant to. This episode is packed with hilarious chaos, real-life dilemmas, celebrity drama, and one Dirty Little Secret that spirals into a full studio debate.
A caller drops one of the wildest confessions we’ve heard yet:
She’s been with her boyfriend for six and a half years, still no ring… and she admits she has a backup man in her head. Someone she dated before. Someone she could “slide back to” if things don’t work out. She isn’t cheating. She isn’t reaching out.
But she looked him up on Facebook… and now can’t stop thinking about him.
A listener discovers her “best friend” has been venting about her in a group chat she isn’t part of. Not playful comments — private things she shared in confidence. Is this harmless venting…
or a massive breach of trust?
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What would you do if the person you share a bed with admitted they’ve been pretending not to hear the baby crying at night on purpose?
That’s the jaw-dropping confession that explodes on today’s Dirty Little Secret and instantly sends shockwaves through the studio. A listener reveals the truth he’s kept hidden for months:
when their newborn wakes up crying, he hears it… but stays still, silent, and “asleep” so his wife will get up instead. His justification? He “works long hours” and “needs to function,” so she should handle the night shifts.

This isn’t just a confession it’s a look inside a real couple’s emotional imbalance, mental load, and the silent battles happening behind closed doors. It’s messy.
It’s honest.
It’s infuriating.
And it’s one of the most talked‑about Dirty Little Secrets yet.

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"What would you do if your partner admitted they hear the baby crying at night… but pretend they don’t so YOU get up instead?" That jaw‑dropping question launches one of the most heated, hilarious, and emotionally loaded episodes of Billy The Kidd In The Morning yet — an episode packed with real confessions, real drama, and real moments that had listeners calling nonstop. This episode covers everything from headaches and Hot Wheels to mooning at McDonald’s — and the wild Dirty Little Secret that set Candice OFF.

A listener secretly admits he fakes being asleep when the baby cries so his wife will get up every night.
His reasoning?
He “works long hours” and “needs to function.”
HOT Take: Online debate erupts over a woman in Australia who landscapes in a bikini top.
Is it empowering? Unprofessional? Unsafe?
PLUS… MORE CAN’T-MISS MOMENTS ✔ Billy battles a brutal headache using “ghetto acupuncture”
✔ Candice celebrates her son’s first basketball basket
✔ Poo meets listeners at his son’s football tryouts
✔ Tense Mexico travel warnings
✔ A viral monkey named Punch taking over the internet
✔ Topo Chico shortage panic
✔ Billy’s emotional reaction to Team USA’s gold medal hockey win
✔ A new Microsoft Teams feature that freaks out everyone working remotely This episode is the perfect mix of heart, humor, chaos, and the kind of real-life storytelling that makes this show addictive.
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What would you do if someone you just started dating surprised you with an AI‑generated video of your dead grandmother… talking to you from the afterlife?

In this jaw‑dropping Dirty Little Secret, a listener opens up about one of the most unsettling “gifts” she’s ever received. After losing her grandmother, the guy she’d been seeing for only three weeks tried to comfort her — by creating a hyper‑realistic AI video of her grandma walking toward Jesus, delivering a personalized message from beyond the grave. What he saw as “sweet”…
She experienced as nightmare fuel. Billy, Candice, and Pooh react with pure disbelief, red‑flag alarms, and the kind of hilariously horrified commentary only this show can deliver. From emotional whiplash to full‑body cringe, this secret is one of the wildest AI‑gone-too-far moments we’ve ever heard. If you’ve ever wondered where the line is with technology and relationships…
This story might just redraw it.

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That’s the question that kicks off one of the most unforgettable mornings on Billy The Kidd In The Morning — an episode packed with laugh‑out‑loud moments, real‑life dilemmas, and a Dirty Little Secret so shocking that even Billy couldn’t hold it together. In this episode, Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh jump headfirst into: What happened on this date

Texas Top Stories & Trending Madness

• Why everyone’s obsessing over Woody’s bald spot in the new Toy Story 5 trailer
• The Burger King president giving out his real phone number
• Wild Florida stories (because of course)
• Baby name trends inspired by ’90s boy bands
• Olympic wins that had the whole team cheering
• Shower Order Debate: The internet’s arguing, the team’s arguing, and Billy proudly admits he sometimes doesn’t wash his legs. (Candice is NOT having it.)
• Nonverbal Rudeness Breakdown: Why Pooh’s yawning is actually a scientific offense and why no one will make eye contact with Candice.

THE Dirty Little Secret:
An AI Video… From the Afterlife?! This might be one of the most jaw‑dropping secrets in show history.
A listener reveals how a guy she was dating tried to “comfort” her after her grandmother passed — by creating an AI‑generated video of her walking toward Jesus on a hill, telling her she’s proud.
The team’s reaction? Absolute disbelief, horror… and comedy gold.
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