There are just some products you AREN'T supposed to try out before you buy them.
The cops in Fort Pierce, Florida got a call last week from an adult store after a 36-year-old woman named Theresa Stanley came in . . . grabbed a pink, phallic-shaped toy off a shelf . . . opened it up . . . and took it back into the stock room to TEST OUT
(CAUTION!) When the cops got there, they found Theresa in the stock room....... use your imagination...
She was arrested for larceny and indecent exposure.