Dumb Ass of the Day ~ Curtis Dajuan Johnson
A sailor in Virginia gave new meaning to "that burning sensation" -- when he set a table full of urine samples on fire to avoid failing a drug test.
Logistics Specialist 3rd Class Curtis Dajuan Johnson was called in for a random test, and apparently feared the results since he "repeatedly" tried to destroy them with fire. The Pennsylvania native is charged with making a false statement and aggravated arson, which could be a felony, since he started the blaze in an occupied building.
Naval officials have yet to set a date for his trial