Dumb Ass of the Day: Andrew Swofford
A student at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro has decided to move out of her apartment after discovering a 30-year-old man living in her closet and wearing her clothes.
The student had been noticing some belongings missing from her closet and couldn't understand where they were going. She keeps her door locked and never saw any signs of a break-in. But last weekend she heard a noise inside the closet and thought somebody might be inside.
She asked, "Who's there?" A voice answered, "Me," and then added, "Oh, my name is Drew." The student says the man was wearing all of her clothes. Officers arrived in minutes and placed the strange man under arrest.
Andrew Swofford is charged with breaking and entering, identity theft, larceny and possessing stolen goods. The student and her roommate are now looking for a new place to live.