A Florida man was carted off by cops after he was found passed out in a golf cart -- with five bottles of Fireball by his side.
Dumb Ass of the day: Dean Hooks
Dean Hooks was detained by officers who were called to investigate reports that he was dozing off behind the wheel of a golf cart, waiting for a red light to change. When they arrived, the 45-year-old was dazed and groggy, reeked of alcohol, and was unable to answer tough questions like "what's your name?" and "where do you live?"
A deputy reported that Hooks had an open bottle of Fireball in his pocket, and four more sitting in the cart by his side. He agreed to take a Breathalyzer test and registered more than three times the state's legal limit!