Dumb Ass of the Day:
A Florida man caught in possession of cocaine tried to convince police that it wasn't his -- despite the fact that it was all over his nose.
20-year-old Fabricio Jimenez was the passenger in a car that was pulled over at 3:45 in the morning. The officer who approached the car noticed that Jimenez had white powder all over his nose. Jimenez argued that the cocaine wasn't his.
Jimenez's nose tested positive for cocaine. A subsequent search turned up bags of the drug in his shoes, plus a backpack containing marijuana and Xanax. He was arrested on narcotics possession charges.