Dumb Ass of the Day: Adianel Morales
A Florida fish shack employee got a little too crabby while drinking on the job and passed out naked, accused of threatening his co-workers with a kitchen knife.
Adianel Morales had reportedly been drinking for several hours of his shift at a Conch Key seafood restaurant, getting louder and more belligerent as he went along. When a manager ordered him to leave the premises, the 46-year-old grabbed a can of spray paint to vandalize the eatery's security cameras and then stripped naked and grabbed a knife used for filleting fish to threaten his co-workers.
Morales reportedly wandered around the place nude, muttering to himself, before eventually falling asleep in the manager's office. Cops called to the scene had to use a taser to subdue him, and responding officers say he beat his head on the squad car's partition so hard that he required medical attention.